Pudding goggles

The act of ejaculating in both of ones eyes during the act of masturbation.

"Hey, Ben, it's your turn to draft."

"Gimme a minute, I gave myself pudding goggles again!"

by ElZarape July 27, 2017

Pud

A person who lacks in skill, knowledge, and common sense.

Dude you got the math question wrong! Quit acting like a pud!

by Right Hand Roasted April 18, 2018

Curtain Pudding

Female version of smegma .

Everything was fine until I went downtown and got a face full of curtain pudding!

by Ibuddy66 June 14, 2018

pudding sword

the result of having anal sex with someone who hasn't properly cleaned out their poop chute, so named because it looks like your member is covered in chocolate pudding

Ugh...Adam ate Chipotle for lunch; later, when we decided to do it, I ended up with a really nasty pudding sword.

by Dane Miller July 16, 2018

Bakewell Pudding

A Bakewell Pudding is a traditional desert which originated in the town of Bakewell, Derbyshire.

It consists of a flaky pastry base, jam and an egg and almond filling.

I took a trip to Derbyshire to get a Bakewell Pudding and it tasted delicious.

by Porygon July 25, 2018

Pud

def 1: A pud may be a fool, a failure, or an absolute loser.

def 2: A pud may be a large male penis.

def 1: Little Nelson could not even tie his own shoes, the father spoke to little Nelson, "What a Pud."

def 2: I watched my father beat his large pud on my bed.

by John Eli January 29, 2019

Pud

A weak ass motherfucker.

Seith is a total pud.

by ABCURRE1150 February 12, 2019