Quarter Pound Baked

Being so high that a Mcdonalds Quarter Pound Burger tastes Amazing.

Michael: O.M.G this quarter Pound Burger tastes like the best food I have ever had

Frank: damn dude, your fucking baked, anything must taste like heaven.

Michael: Let's just say I'm Quarter Pound Baked

by Jayy-Tizzle June 15, 2011

Hound n a Pound

To make a girl scream when referring to sex, a friend may be doing that night with his chick.

Hey Mitch what are you doing tonight?

Mitch: Just hanging with my girlfriend

Me:What are gunna do Hound n a Pound her.

by Zcoredog January 21, 2006

112 pound weakling

Someone desperate to look fit and strong to the world, and like anything that isn't a poodle.

You gotta look deeper than the cute cuddly surface of the 112 pound weakling, don't underestimate the girl, she might or might not be all talk, if it really matters as much to anybody else as it does to her what people think of her.

by Solid Mantis December 6, 2019

Ground Pound Round

The act of fucking a female or fat male, then, while holding her/him, tilt her/him backwards and start slaping his/her titties like bangos.

Pnut- I'm horny.
Mitchless- Give me a Ground Pound Round.
Pnut- Ehhh, nah'. I'm average cuuh'.

by This is TravisTodd Ortyl May 13, 2011

Ground N' Pound

A loud, har fart that vibrates the floor and can be felt by the people sitting next to you.

Your Friend - "Man, I felf that ground n' pound come from your asshole and it smells really bad too!"

by Hello Jo March 16, 2009

Woman's 5-Pound Holiday

Days where woman can gain 5 pounds and not worry - at least, for a week.

These days are

Thanksgiving
B-Day
Superbowl (must be watching for this to be acceptable)
Easter Sunday Brunch

Man, what a pig-out yesterday. Thank god it was Woman's 5-Pound Holiday, or I'd be in trouble!

by l@lal@ May 7, 2009

Five Pound Mud Hat

:1) To be having such a shitty day that you feel like you're wearing a Five Pound Mud Hat. 2) To be on the receiving end of a tubgirl. 3) To have your head so far up your ass that you're wearing a Five Pound Mud Hat.

And she was all, "you want me to give you a Five Pound Mud Hat?" And I was like, "wtf's a Five Pound Mud Hat?" And then she said, "why don't you look it up on urbandictionary.com ass hole."

by MudHatter June 26, 2010