Pizza Hut

a pizza restaurant that sucks in every city except for fort wayne, indiana, where the man who owns them lives. never eat there unless you're in fort wayne.

Boy 1: Want to go to Pizza Hut?
Boy 2: Not unless we're going to the Fort.

by kabammmx3 October 16, 2008

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pizza penis

An unfortunately extreme version of a chode.

It was going really well til he took off his pants and revealed a pizza penis. Seriously, what was I expected to do with it?

by geordie Claire May 31, 2006

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ass pizza

The gas and diarrhea that results from eating pizza. Especially occurs in individuals who are lactose intolerant.

Unfortunately I can't go to the prom as I have a bad case of ass pizza.

by Jebblebbles June 4, 2007

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Mexican pizza

When a woman eats Taco Bell before sex, gags getting throat fucked, throws up on a mans dick, then he fucks her in the pussy until she’s about to cum and then flips her over and fucks her in the ass.

Taco Bell can take it off their menu but they can’t stop me from getting a Mexican pizza.

by Ctouch September 21, 2020

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"Pizza porn" is when your significant other or "fuck buddy" and your self have yourself a little pizza party, you both eat more then you should, then take laxatives. you take turns shitting into your significant others mouth and take turns sharing the concoction into each others mouth, while you each wear bird masks, you have to say "the early bird gets the worm" as you throw up your significant others papa johns shit into your mouth, if you fail to say "the early bird gets the worm" or miss the others mouth, your sexual partner has to take a hammer and nail to your scrotum

person 1: "hey man what did you do last night?
person 2: "me and my girlfriend made some pizza porn last night, it was sick!"
idea by WakeCall

by coolepicfedoraman October 2, 2021

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