the baddest bitch. The best to ever do it. The realest barb there is. The best Hyrbid. An Icon and legend in every sense. The girls wish they could be her
by wannagetlikeme October 28, 2020
Get the camille parkermug. Parker is the biggest, tallest bitch you'll ever meet. He played hockey in highschool and thats allll he talks about. Solid C student with a lower-than-average life. Rides dirt bikes in his spare time.
1: Hey, is that guy named Parker?
2: Yeah, how'd you know?
3: Tall, dirt bike jersey, and a hockey stick? What else could he be named!
2: Yeah, how'd you know?
3: Tall, dirt bike jersey, and a hockey stick? What else could he be named!
by nawn January 26, 2024
Get the Parkermug. Any gathering of children in fancy dress, face paint or costume will feature at least one Spider-Man regardless of the actual event.
"The nativity play had one Mary, one Joseph, one baby jesus (plastic), three shepherds, four angels, six wise men, one sheep and of course, one Spider-Man. Parker's Law was in full effect."
by PrinceGinger March 3, 2025
Get the Parker's Lawmug. by weeeeeeeeedick September 20, 2021
Get the Parkermug. by parkershusband January 14, 2022
Get the Parker Campionmug. The hottest man you'll ever meet, he's kind, caring, and really good at football. He's really athletic and knows how to partayy. He might be named after Spiderman.
Daria: wow is that Parker he's so hot
Nicole: Yeah, HE IS MINE BACK OFF.
Daria: Sorry if you want you can fuck him
Nicole: Yeah, HE IS MINE BACK OFF.
Daria: Sorry if you want you can fuck him
by DariaLovesParker October 30, 2019
Get the Parkermug. He is a narcissist and feel bad for the things they do to people he has no morals. Boundaries, or respect, he is manipulative, and always acts like a victim, so people don't really see that he is just really desperate and pathetic
Pepper parker admitted to me that he was only hanging around me and my boyfriend because he enjoys being a homewrecker
by Themansrealnigga September 7, 2020
Get the Pepper parkermug.