Dick Parker

For one who parks dicks in there ass or vagina. Meaning they let it stay. Both sexes apply
(Girl 1) bitch. Im such a dick parker the boys love it
by Im a dick parker September 03, 2018
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Ben Parker

Ben Parker is a teacher is a Science teacher at John Warner. I dont have him, but my friend does, who I feel truly sorry for. Apparently his hands are so hairy, he had to shave them. He barely exceeds 5ft, and is classified as a rodent
“Ben Parker hates school like Hitler hated the Jews
by abcdefghijklmnooqrstuvwxyz March 26, 2019
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D’ante Parker

friend 1: hey girl guess who i just linked with

friend 2: who

friend 1: d’ante parker!
friend 2: I was just with him last night wtf

“your acting like Dante
“ I don’t cheat imma parker”
by Tallheifer3 February 03, 2023
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Parkering

When you attempt to park a car but you forgot to apply the hand break.
Will thought he parked the car, but seeing it role into the street proved it was a case of parkering.
by Pistolpeddy January 06, 2024
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Parker McDonald

One of my best friends I trust him with everything. You can trust him, no matter what. He’s the only one who checked up on me not even my best friend checked up on me. That’s why I trust him. Even when I’m in trouble, he’ll still try to take the blame for me and that’s what I love about Parker. He’s like my brother That I never got.
Random girl: who is Parker McDonald?
Me: he’s the nicest guy I’ve ever met
by Logan is amazing 1234 May 06, 2025
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peter parker complex

when you help everyone you know but put yourself last
John:hey,did you see Jack? he has a peter parker complex
by D1sc0rd March 01, 2022
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Parker Johnpiere

A guy whos destiny is to lose a comp and eat a cum cracker.
Parker Johnpiere lost the comp!
by funnyguy694220 October 10, 2019
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