Parking Deck Pounder

When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.

Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.

by Tolonoman February 25, 2023

Parking lot carousel polyamory

Its fun, at the moment, but it is technically sketchy AF

Our current lifestyle dynamic is of the parking lot carousel polyamory variety

by EyeTechForYou April 5, 2023

Packing Cake

Hipster slang for noticing a woman with a nice derrière.

Damn did you see Jana in jeans yesterday? She was definitely Packing Cake…

by RegalBeagal April 24, 2023

Packing

Packing is a type of roasting people, Created by a discord trend.

Yo bro i love packing people! its so fun roasting people online!

by ADudeOnDictonary April 30, 2023

Packing

When people turn their up the volume of their mic to the loudest and start screaming insults at eachother

This is the worst packing match yet

by SUPERSONICSTYLE May 1, 2023

parking lotting

this awesome utah tradition where high schoolers congregate at a parking lot with friends and pull up to each others cars, hop out for a few minutes, and kiss each other— often on video. This is how mormon kids get such a high kiss count but are still virgins

I kissed him and his friend when we went parking lotting last night

by kelp worldwide May 17, 2023

Parking Nazi

Someone usually a Karen who’s sole mission is to judge people’s parking at stores or determine if someone really needs a handicapped space. Or someone complaining a motorcycle or bicycle is parked in the striped area.

I parked in the handicapped parking with my dad and this Parking Nazi said he didn’t need to be there because he can walk.

I rode my motorcycle to Walmart and parked in the loading zone up front and this Parking Nazi Harassed me for parking there

by Dnurse15 May 18, 2023