Pizza Hut

a pizza restaurant that sucks in every city except for fort wayne, indiana, where the man who owns them lives. never eat there unless you're in fort wayne.

Boy 1: Want to go to Pizza Hut?
Boy 2: Not unless we're going to the Fort.

by kabammmx3 October 16, 2008

pizza penis

An unfortunately extreme version of a chode.

It was going really well til he took off his pants and revealed a pizza penis. Seriously, what was I expected to do with it?

by geordie Claire May 31, 2006

ass pizza

The gas and diarrhea that results from eating pizza. Especially occurs in individuals who are lactose intolerant.

Unfortunately I can't go to the prom as I have a bad case of ass pizza.

by Jebblebbles June 4, 2007

hole pizza

a woman on the rag with a yeast infection

I was so drunk last night I ate a hole pizza and didn't know it until I looked in the mirror in the morning. Yumm.

by Rusty Metal October 19, 2009

pizza bubbles

the bubbles of doughy air that you sometimes see when first opening a pizza box.

I want the piece with the pizza bubbles!!!

by greatlakestony November 20, 2009

Pizza Guzzler

Customer complains at a pizza place, so you tell them to come back behind the front counter and suck your dick, while your about to cum, cum all over the pizza, then she leaves and eats the pizza

Man 1: Dude! I saw someone just got the Pizza Guzzler! What A Slut!!
Man 2: Shitttttyyyyy!

by Maeli November 21, 2009

Pizza bandit

the equivalent of a dine and dash for pizza delivery. when you order pizza to 2 houses close by in a close time frame (so the delivery guy comes to the house with both orders in the car), and the delivery guy goes to the first door, and someone runs out and steals the remaining pizza from the delivery car, then he is a pizza bandit.

we came home from the bar and we were hungry and had no money...so we just did Pizza bandits

by pepperoni bandito June 22, 2010