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fat general

A term used for an ugly female accompanying one or more attractive females who actively attempts to cock block any efforts at sarging the ladies.

Bypassing a fat general requires a solid wingman willing to take one for the team. This person may need to be a. intoxicated or b. into fat birds.
Dan: Jamie, you distract the fat general, I'm going in for the kill.

Jamie: You owe me one.
by Too big January 19, 2006
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fat spic

An overweight person of hispanic descent, usually said in anger against said person
Guy #1: How the fuck did taco bell run out of tacos?
Guy #2: It was probably that fat spic up there who ate them all
by BigDaddyDeac January 2, 2015
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Fat Wanker

1. An insult.

2. A description of someone who is both fat *and* and a wanker.

3. A very annoying fat boss.
by Blubber Hater December 1, 2003
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Fat Walk

When an obscenely obese man or woman walks or waddles to the tune of a trumpet.
THE FAT WALK TUNE -
'ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba '
by Barry Bumcheeks March 18, 2009
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fat hobbit

a person who has a fat head and hairy feet originated not too long after the LOTR movies.
by bovver September 19, 2006
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Fat Denial

a condition where a person, generally a female, is in denial about their size.

they tend to try on clothes of the wrong size (for example an x-small when they really need a large, wearing a bikini when they need a one piece, shopping in the juniors sizes when they need to be in the plus sizes).

they underplay their weight: "I only need to lose a few pounds". they are always comparing their size to someone either way larger than themselves because most people feel better when they put someone else down.
Girl (size 14): "Hold on girl I'm going to try on these pants"

** puts on x-small and comes out fitting room

Girl (size 14): "I think they're too big, they fit kind of loose"

Friend (size 4): "Girl you're in fat denial, you know you need a large"
by darlingbritt24 February 6, 2012
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FAT COW

a fat cow is someone who cheats on people and eats hella lot
by Depressed 4 LIFE June 25, 2019
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