tiny plastic lawn table

You know that thing you get with pizza.
Its use is to eat your B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A on.
Your probably gonna say im wrong but then were would you EAT.

Guy 1: I got sum B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A u want sum
Guy 2:yiss
Guy 1: alright shrink yourself to eat on the tiny plastic lawn table.
Guy 2: om nom nom
Guy 1: om nom nom

by Spitfire9805 December 30, 2018

veggie tables

the group full of chochs, they often are late to their own birthday celebrations, and the group has 5 asians and one caucasian. they are the baddest bitches on this side of the earth and vibe pretty well. COVID really fucked up this year, but the choches pulled through. They often roast each other and can talk deeply about meaningful topics. Typically they will refer to themselves with avatar names (names from the avatar: the last airbender the show, not the movie, the movie sucked).none of them are willing to buy ice cream for aang, which makes them all chochs.

1. those girls must be the veggie tables, they're literally the biggest chocs I've ever seen.

by gruffafalina brown March 27, 2021

Fat nuts on the table

When the situation is getting real and you put in your all.

Fat nuts on the table when i askes this girl out

by SporkedOn January 4, 2022

Table

Why did you search for table

Get Timothy on the table and get the knife.

I don’t think Timothy likes tables.

Strap Timothy to the table!

by Ankmamma November 14, 2018

table bait

This best looking guy at the table

Hey, look at that table bait, maybe we should join them.

by firemanmoe February 3, 2014

table football

A game played on a table tennis table with a size 4 football.
The rules are similar to table tennis, but you hit the ball with your hands instead of a racket.
You play to 5 with 28 games per season; if it goes to 4-4 you go into a deuce where one player has to win by 2 over another (eg. 5-4 isn’t a win, 6-4 would be.)
A simple game with simple rules that is easy to learn but hard to master, I’d recommend it!

Man, my table football season is going so badly!
Have you seen how well Gabriel’s doing in our table football league now?

by misf3re November 22, 2021

The tea is on the dining table

Slang for when someone you're gossiping about is nearby but you don't want that person to know you're gossiping about them, like a code.

Emma: Did you hear that Lisa is dating Travis? Ew.
Jane: Shhh, the tea is on the dining table.

by kimtete January 7, 2020