Hobo Panda Bear

A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.

Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.

by BaneofyourExistence April 8, 2007

Class Hobo

It is a person, who spends more time in other classes than in his

Dude, this guy again? He is not even in our class...

Lol, he is a fucking class hobo xd

by SonicSkeddison October 4, 2018

Hobo's Lunchbox

Hobos Lunchbox:
Eating a girl out when she hasnt showered in a couple days when her crotch smells like piss and shit and hot sweaty fish found in a dumpster.

I went camping with my girlfriend last weekend. I was in the mood for fish tacos but ended up getting a hobo's lunchbox.

by Hugh J. Ness February 9, 2020

Hobo Rowboat

It's that thing where you do a Dutch rudder, but to two guys while you sit in the middle.

That was a great hobo rowboat. Now you guys gotta go, my wife will be home soon

by DOOFUSDAD October 4, 2018

hobo dildo

When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.

Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.

by Flatulent Reggie August 14, 2013

Hobo-Thanksgiving

Nothing says weirdness like keeping a can of cranberry sauce by the bed at night as a snack

After leaving the soup kitchen, Daniel made his way back to the homeless camp. That night he ate a Hobo-Thanksgiving.

by MC Busta October 7, 2016

Hobo-Sexual

When you are homeless and you have to use sex and get into relationships that you probably otherwise wouldn’t because you need a place to stay

Molly turned hobo-sexual when she ran out of places she was welcome to stay and winter was freezing and Josh looked better than sleeping under a bridge, as long as no one found out about it…… but the thing about being hobo-sexual is that everyone finds out about it and is suddenly all the single men who are still living at home suddenly want to be captain save a hoe!!

by Mermaid Mel May 9, 2024