Naked water

Plain water

“I’m thirsty”

“Drink from bottle”

“No, it’s pre workout.”

“There’s water in that”

“ITS NOT NAKED, I want naked water”.

by Freakflashlight August 18, 2024

naked fairy

The girl, or woman, who runs around the property naked without thought or shame.

You should head out to Keith's place, the naked fairy is out today.

by fairywitch February 1, 2022

Big Booty Naked

Big Booty Naked could be an intense feeling of joy or just a feeling in general. Or a person with a very Big Bootee.

That’s not very Big Booty Naked of you
I’m feeling very Big Booty Naked right now

Do you have Big Booty Naked(BBN)?

by Bootyhole tickler September 11, 2022

Driving Naked in Arizona

Masturbation

My wife caught me Driving Naked in Arizona again

by C A Seine January 11, 2022

Double naked

Being naked, groomed so that there is no public hair with the intent of being fucked.

Honey I'm lay here double naked for you.

by Englishlad4729 September 9, 2018

Reverse Naked Chef

A sex position in which one person lays on their back covered in sprinkled sugar and cream, both partners then eat fried food while engaging in sexual intercourse.

My girlfriend and I did the Reverse Naked Chef last night and I'm still all kinds of full and sticky

by Hadrian's Kangaroo August 11, 2020

Naked Hard Hat

Being in a 69 position with the dude on the bottom wearing only a construction hard hat so that shit doesn't fall on his head

Bro: What did you do last night?
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*

by nkdhrdhat October 7, 2017