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Dad fart

A fart that can wipe out the whole world with one squeak, nobody knows where dads were able to get such power in their butt. it smells of eggs with raw tuna and other nuclear materials, this type of fart can last longer than Thanos lifespan. Fatherless children are safe from this serious crime, and lucky for Belle from Beauty and The Beast and Jasmine from Aladdin were able to survive and live a happily ever after
Cocomelon: Ew what stinks?

Doritos: Its those dad farts
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022
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#1 dad

A very nice an supportive human being in your life. They are not your biological father they are your "Dad". They do not have to be male they can be anything they want. You are always their son no matter what even if you are female. But because all that they will treat you like their actual child and love and care for you.
He is so nice to me, he's my #1 dad.
She is basically his mom, what a #1 dad.
by tahOny May 26, 2018
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Joel's Dad

"Hey Joel is your dad home" ,Some random nibba
"He left before I was born" ,said Jole

Joel's dad
by Nibaslayer123 May 12, 2019
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Ghost Dad

Referencing the Bill Cosby Movie. It refers to someone who is your friend but never answers emails or returns texts days or weeks later. They are your friend but no one ever see them. When you think they are gone they randomly appear or send you a text or email. when confronted they think they are always there.
John: Where is Phil? I don't know man he is has been Ghost dad for the last 2 months
by Vanfan August 25, 2013
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dad dump

A dump so strong that it creates a physical barrier at the edge of the realm in which it was created.
Fobert: Yo I've gotta get in and use the bathroom

BZ: Dude, I just took a dad dump. It's gonna be at least an hour until anyone can get in there.
by FuckTard45 February 4, 2017
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Dad Trade

A calculated bet or series of bets with price determination and risk/reward fully contingent upon Event X occurring. It successfully occurs, but all positions remain in the red.

It is commonly witnessed when listening to a friend's dad talking about his investment rationale for making certain risky trades. His reasoning is always foolproof but the results are inevitably unfavorable.
A preventable Dad Trade in the making

Industry professional: Mr. Chen, I strongly urge you to hedge against your positions in Brazilian ethanol companies with some short currency futures and some put options on the underlying stock.

Mr. Chen: Don't presume to teach me about equities sonny; I have more years of investment experience than you have in years lived. If Obama gets elected, he will subsidize corn, and ethanol production profitability will skyrocket.
by pitbear August 13, 2010
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Grayden’s Dad

a dad with a son named grayden. the dad is an absolute dilf.
Girl 1: woah, that old guy is super hot.
Girl 2: Yeah, he must be Grayden’s dad
by Kate the Kween December 9, 2021
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