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National Soccer Day

July 28th is national soccer day. So go play some soccer and have some fun!
by imacoolkid1 April 17, 2020
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NATIONAL DAISY DAY

National Daisy day is on April 17

It is the time to celebrate all people called daisy who are in ur life because they are epic so dont take them for granted . Also daisy loves potatoes so go get her some curly fries
I wrote a letter to daisy because its national Daisy Day
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National shut the fuck up day

every day is national shut the fuck up day, stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary national days on your snapchat story
tina: its national show me your cock day!
bobby: its national shut the fuck up day tina if you really want to see some cock just ask you stupid pitaful excuse for a slut
by Mememaser April 18, 2020
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National Fuck Your Freinds Sister Day

On April 21st of every year National Fuck Your Freinds Sister Day starts on this day you boy or girl will go to one of your friends houses and they are obligated to consent to having you fuck their brians out so in turn on this day woman's right to choose is also temporarly suspended
Josh texts carl: yo its National Fuck Your Freinds Sister Day im coming over to fuck your sister
Carl: Go ahead im about to Fuck Yours
Josh: Narly dude
by DizzyCannon7211 April 19, 2020
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national prostitutes day

Oct. 23
The day we celebrate and honor our nations whores. On this day we remember the harlots that gave up the goods for cash and trinkets.
Tricia may have banged them all, but she got paid. Call her a dirty hoe if you must, but even she gets respect on national prostitutes day.
by Devil Dog 69 August 26, 2020
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National Shut Up Bryce Day

Everyday people can tell Bryce to shut up once.
Bryce: Hi
You: Shut Up Bryce
Bryce WTF MAN!?
You: It’s National Shut Up Bryce Day!
Bryce: Understandable, have a nice day
by ButtcheesePoopy September 21, 2020
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National blow job day

October 17, is when your girlfriend has to suck your dick until you cum in her mouth for national blow job day
Blow me ok I will for national blow job day
by Danny08466g October 4, 2020
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