mushroom

the devils fucking sex toys. people who like mushrooms cannot be trusted.

person 1: hey do you want some alfredo?
person2: sureee but are there mushrooms?
person 1: yeah dude, they're fucking good
person 2: nah man mushrooms are disgusting!

by babycløut August 11, 2019

Morgan Mushroom

One who sports a distinctive mushroom-shaped haircut. Known for his voluminous hair that often prompts friends to tie it up, Morgan's unique style is as notable as his coding skills.

Often paired with the slang "let's get our shrooms on". Example includes "Fk it, i feel like being a morgan mushroom today. Let's shroom on!"

"wow! kenny looks like a rad morgan mushroom today. i wish i could be as cool as him"
"Don't mind his eccentric jokes; he's our Morgan Mushroom!"

by GucciGangGangX January 23, 2025

wild mushroom

when a man's pubic hair reaches out longer than his penis does.

Ian's dick is so small he has a wild mushroom

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

Mushroom Dunk

An act of workplace sabotage involving the act of dipping one's penis into a pot of room temperature coffee and leaving it out for others to drink.

Pat: Don't drink the coffee in the garage if it's not fresh.

Shelly: How come?

Pat: Because the supply techs probably messed wirth it.

Mike: If it's cold then they probably did a mushroom Dunk in it.

by Clyde Barstow October 26, 2012

mushroom cross

A mushroom stamp from a priest #BlessEm

He tried to be a nice guy by letting a drunk friend sleep-over, but he woke up with a sweaty mushroom cross.

by PhtephenOneTwoTree August 28, 2018

Mushroom Lesbian

A Mushroom Lesbian is simply a lesbian with a bowl cut. Any subcategory of lesbian (Dyke, Stud, Femme, Lipstick, etc) can be a Mushroom Lesbian as long as they have a bowl cut.

Person A: "Did you see Veronica's awesome new bowl cut?"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"

by ratty-b-ratty-tingz May 9, 2020

The Mushroom

The doesn't fucking guy he's the mushroom cuz he's a fungi

Paul is the mushroom he is funny and the best to hang out with

by The mushroom August 19, 2020