Mum

The person that gave birth to you

For permission to go outside Jim had to ask is mum

by H1 I am a HeLPiNG HanD July 22, 2019

ur mum

someone that I have sexual intercourse with

hey what are you doing?

UR MUM

by Icuminurmum January 27, 2022

Mum Spit

A physical act of affection from a mother, given by the mother by licking her finger and then stroking her now wet finger gently down the cheek of her offspring.

When Joel was sent off to his fist day of school, he was left with mum spit. And was laughed at by Jes.

by Pl@tty October 18, 2008

Your mum

"Your mum" is a terrible often used by year 7's as an insult or "violation".

Y/N: "Fuck off yoy fat year 7" Year 7: "Your Mum!"

by Beany the Wise One October 27, 2022

Mum

Mums are the people who give birth to you unless you are adopted.(which you are)

"Mum am i adopted?" "Yes"

by Words are used November 2, 2019

ya mum

awesome comeback for lowlifes who have no other decent insult to use

Fred: What's the time, man?
Jess: YA MUM!

by watafuckinghore March 27, 2009

ur mum

the insult that has one weakness which as known as no u
and a inssult thats better ur dad lesbian

no u is ur mum's weakness

by VoidVortex November 24, 2022