Morning Stranger

When you wake up in the morning with your arm under your body, and you lift it up and its all numb and you cant feel it. You then decide to jerk off with your numb arm making it seem like another person is giving you a hand job.

"Since i had a morning wood and my arm was numb, i thought it be a good idea to use the morning stranger to rub one out quickly on my cum rag i keep under the bed"-Alex Willard

by Belgian fool February 18, 2010

Bangkok Morning

The morning after sex, you wake up extra early when the woman is asleep. You Jack-off and slap her in the face with your meat. Then when she starts to open her eyes, you blast her in the face and scream "Bangkok Morning!"

I gave Sarah a Bangkok Morning today before I left for work, I hope she didn't mind.

by JBry November 2, 2008

what's the story morning glory?

a question asked when talking to someone with a cocaine hang-over

hey, what's the story morning glory?

by madferit March 14, 2003

Morning Seat

use of toilet bowl for #2 in the morning

I am craving some super-spicy-makes-you-scream-on-the-MORNING-SEAT kinda food.

I feel like a King when I'm on my MORNING SEAT.

by viDesi March 13, 2009

morning chorus

Term to describe the early morning bird songs.

The campers awoke by the birds' morning chorus.

by birdie birdwatcher March 28, 2010

Morning Munch

Breakfast.

Joe: it's 7am, i am starving!
Leigh: lets get some morning munch then.

by SKdA August 11, 2010

morning-beats

masturbating as soon as you wake up in the morning

Man, I need to lay off the morning-beats

by mgg528 July 7, 2011