the meaning of life

Esoteric phrase used often by people who think there is a meaning to life. Life, by its scientific nature, exists for no other reason than it does -- caused by evolutionary forces that began billions of years ago and which resulted ultimately in a creature that thinks everything has to have a meaning; also, death has no meaning ... get used to it and try to live as happily as you can before you're run over by a bus or your heart explodes because you've eaten too many cheeseburgers all your meaningless life

Don, what do you think the meaning of life is?
Fuck you, Jim ... and quit eating all my fucking French fries, you fucking dime-store philosopher!

cheeseburger death life philosophy realism existential nihilism pragmatism

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 29, 2014

Good morning and God bless

A “good morning and god bless” is when you get your breakfast and coffee ready, just so you can eat it while taking a shit in the morning.

“Ethan! Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?”

“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”

“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”

by Benis_Man69 May 22, 2018

g’morning

Short for good morning. Pronounced by 7th grade girls like jamornin

G’morning, how’s your day going?

by Literarycritic May 13, 2018

Good Morning Streaks

The Hague way of saying hello

"Good Morning Streaks!"

"Good Morning Streaks."

by wikkibitchin May 1, 2020

oral shalibang in the morning

Having many penises forced into your mouth in the morning while being ridden round a room.

Do you like oral shalibang in the morning because I will give it to you.

by welshcaravan May 16, 2014

Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning

The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.

shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.

by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021

meaningless

what 99.99980107530956541972348% of the definitions here at UrbanDictionary.com are.

This one is teh rare exception of nondescript meaningless.

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by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005