by Lianiam April 4, 2023

by ChrySeA8D8 December 25, 2013

<.7.9.7.6.>Bard Artistry starts At 9.26 Seconds 5 Minutes, Do Not Fuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Making Art Through Bards<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Bard Artistry starts At 9.26 Seconds 5 Minutes, Do Not Fuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Making Art Through Bards<.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.
I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.
I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
by LumbrJack April 27, 2023

Mother: It's time to get out of bed
Jim: Give me five more minutes
(Mother leaves room, and does not bother Jim for more than five minutes while Jim sleeps)
Jim: Give me five more minutes
(Mother leaves room, and does not bother Jim for more than five minutes while Jim sleeps)
by m.slaty December 2, 2021

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 28, 2025

when you drink for several days in a row and alcohol is still in your bloodflow so its waayyy easier to get drunk.
by Ron Magituarb April 19, 2010
