Minecraft

the best game in the universe

Minecraft is better than fortnite

by c u m m a n April 17, 2020

minecraft

minecraft is god he who worships minecraft is great and has power like no other minecraft give rewards like no other to worshipers

minecraft is god. i am of the religion minecraft

by caden person December 13, 2020

Minecraft Enchanting Table

The language beyond mortal comprehension, a language preferred by gods.

Person 1: ʖᒷ⍑𝙹ꖎ↸, ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸ᓭ!
Person 2: Bro your speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table

by Not_ezekieltem October 11, 2023

Minecraft

Minecraft is a game where deforestation and slaughter houses are common and actually are needed

The player destroys everything and leaves anything where ever he pleases
The players fight and kill each other
(It’s all true)

Let’s play Minecraft

Oh ok let me check on the cows
Get me some leather while your there then we should fight
Ok

by PhoenixPlanet April 1, 2021

Minecraft

The best game ever made

Wow, Minecraft is the best game ever made

by DarkWolf4350 April 3, 2021

Minecraft

GOD IN GAME FORM

Minecraft is amazing

by Pug god November 2, 2019

Minecraft

A great game if you like raging over a penis shaped green mf blowing up your hole weekends work. Also a game that the kid who's name starts with w wont stop talking about.

"W" kid: I lost all my progress in my Minecraft world! A creeper blew it up! I'm like noooooooooooo at 3 am! LOL

Me: Woopdy FUCKIN doo.

by BO44 May 6, 2022