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Michael Moment

The act of an individual (oftentimes a male) succumbing to their masculine weaknesses in an effort to appease other influences (oftentimes feminine) at the cost of social reputation.
Person A: Yo, where'd Michael go?
Person B: I'm not sure, he just stopped texting.
Person A: You know what? I bet you that girl's over.
Person B: Wow. Michael Moment.
by ALikeSupreme October 3, 2021
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Michael bistocchi

1. Gay
2. Homosexual
3. Ugly
4. Horrible
Michael bistocchi is so gay.
by M is trash June 11, 2018
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Michael Jackson

A talented man who with his God-given talents conquered the world.

Acc. to NME, BBC, CNN, BET News, The Mirror, Irish Mirror, People Magazine, USA Today, Glamour Magazine, Los Angeles Times, Times Of India, Newsweek, MTV News, Michael Jackson is the biggest superstar on earth.

He hold the guinness world record of being the Most Successful Entertainer of all time. He is also the most famous person of all time, and the best dancer ever.
Michael Jackson is the world's biggest superstar and his fan following exceeds more than 4.8 billion
by grotesqueb4ureyes April 18, 2018
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Michael Schroeder

Me to the bartender: Hi, I would like a Michael Schroeder.
by Don't be Variable be Constant November 7, 2020
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Michael Syndrome

One of the few syndromes whose symptoms yield a net benefit in one's life. (i.e., this is a syndrome you actually want to have.) Typically, Michael Syndrome is characterized by a dramatic increase in so-called 'eureka moments', of which many are incredibly useful ideas and contributions.

In other words, Michael Syndrome can be thought of as a temporary form of Savant Syndrome, but it is much more direct in application and does not contain any negative side effects.
My God, he just received his third Nobel Prize, fourth Turing award, fifth best-selling book, and is making a killing on his newest stock trading strategy... The only explanation: He has a case of Michael Syndrome.
by actanonverba November 18, 2016
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Michael Gove

A fat cunt who likes kids he is an absolute prick and a twat I want to punch the little shit head in his ugly stupid smug face overall a stupid mother fucker
by …?! February 21, 2022
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michael rooker

Best actor,played yondu,merle dixon,and he's thick af
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