Chubby’s mum

Usually a woman who holds one of you children for 9 months while the fathers on a 40 year holiday

You would you like to be my chubby’s mum

by Spike speigel January 27, 2022

Ar mum gay

When gay porn roast you dont know what to say

Gay porn: I did your dad
Me:ar mum gay

by Vice bio March 19, 2019

andrews mum

she had a boner

wow she had a massive boner that must be a andrews mum

by chewyfeet69 May 15, 2023

Oscar's Mum

This describes a woman who has a higher bodycount than anyone else in the county.

Mate, fucked a chick last night pretty sure it was Oscar's Mum

by ShinDigDoo December 27, 2020

Mum Spit

A physical act of affection from a mother, given by the mother by licking her finger and then stroking her now wet finger gently down the cheek of her offspring.

When Joel was sent off to his fist day of school, he was left with mum spit. And was laughed at by Jes.

by Pl@tty August 30, 2008

guy still lives with mum

you

Girlfriend: Your a guy still lives with mum? Damn that's sad.

by MrMaddddd March 08, 2020

Mum Vision

The act of mothers being able to find objects no one else in the house can find.

S: "MA! I can't find the sharpie!"
M: "It's right there. You just left it on the shelf."
S: "Damn, you got some crazy mum vision."

by yogha September 18, 2023