When you Uber your date home after she gets so drunk she starts freestyle rapping about the sex you haven’t had yet.
by Juicy F.S. August 23, 2024

by Xxmsmss November 11, 2019

by jdawg2008 January 16, 2020

Why oh why would you be friends with that bitch Megan?
by MeganHater69420 May 2, 2022

The cutest, kindest, sweetest girl you’ll ever meet. She isn’t perfect because no one is, but she is as kind as someone gets. She is loyal and if you betray her trust she’ll be hard to get back, but will not betray yours as payback. She has eyes like the sea, and has been through rough things no one should have to experience. She only tells the closest people what those experiences are, and if she is your friend, never let her go. She’s the funniest person you’ll ever meet and if your sense of humor matches with hers, she’ll be your best friend for a very very long time. She takes a piece of your heart in a good way, but that means losing her would mean losing that piece of your heart, forever.
I myself am lucky enough to know a Megan. And am lucky enough that she likes me. Losing her would be the worst thing to happen to me. It would mean losing my own self.
by NameCompliments December 29, 2020

by barbie1233 October 3, 2021
