Goofy Looking Motherfucker

A man who is so infuriatingly goofy looking that you have to stop for a minute and collect and compose yourself in order to continue as a functioning member of society. Some examples of this terrible condition include socks with sandals, white people with dreads, dads dancing to rap, and anyone who wears harry potter glasses *save for the oz man himself*

Look at this goofy looking motherfucker!

by DATRU12YEAROLD June 21, 2017

chicken lickin' nigger fingers

A racist description that can be used to describe any person with dirty, grubby fingers, such as one might get after eating Kentucky Fried Chicken (or similar), and then licking their fingers. The source of the grubby fingers may be anything, not necessarily fried chicken nor any food. The phrase can be used to describe anyone with poor perslnal hygeine who leaves grubby hand marks all over which create grimy and sticky door handles, windows, walls, etc.

A father says to his son before bed, "Get over here and wash off your chicken lickin' nigger fingers, boy!"

A store owner tells a sketchy patron who keeps grabbing everything and messing it up, "Keep your chicken lickin' nigger fingers off the merchandise!"

by Finger Lickin' Good! July 8, 2019

nigga you be lookin reckless

this term is used to address a person's clothing, ususally when they look like a bum, homeless person, or a hot mess

person 1: how do i look? i just woke up.
person 2: damn! nigga you be lookin reckless!

by webster reborn October 19, 2011

Licking

Sex

Are you licking on a Tuesday

by Shumuk123 July 16, 2019

mouth roof licking virginity

The act of licking or having felt the roof of a mouth that does not belong to you for the first time. If you have made out before this does not necessarily mean that you are not a mouth roof licking virgin, because the roof of the mouth is not generally the designated target for the tongue.

Yesterday Alex lost his Mouth Roof Licking Virginity to Chelsea.

by Peace Gob February 28, 2009

Goofy Lookin Bastard

One who has a damn hot sister and is to gay to realize it.

David Richardson

by Andy Massie February 6, 2003

Ass Licking

When you repeatedly touch the ass with your tongue and then just stick your dick in there

Have u tried ass licking yet?

by Myniggaisag December 20, 2016