magic lamping

Awkward pose when a person puts his/her hand on the stomach of his/her significant other when there is no baby in there. Not cute.

*Sees engagement photo*

"The ring is nice, but she's totally magic lamping. I can totally make out his beer belly."

by realisttttt January 23, 2013

manky-lamp

A person with one eye which is slightly faulty (poor vision or a twitch)

this is my mate Dave but everyone calls him manky-lamp

by bowie-lover April 25, 2013

brown lamp

A mexican mushroom head penis.

Pulled down his pant to realize he was packing a brown lamp.

by brownlamper September 16, 2013

meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.

I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013

The Lampost

The greatest quarterback of all time, who at the end of his career was traded to the Senver Donkeys where he finished his career with the greatest runningback of all time, The Uncoordinated Sphinx

The Lampost is easily the greatest qb of all time. 4 superbowls, 6 appearances, he's nearly unstoppable.

by Lazarbeam's bot January 1, 2017

clyde lamp the 4th

an orange haired freak with tits and a dick

hey clyde lamp the 4th is a faggut

by Zero Proxis April 19, 2017

Lava lamp

When you pull out and finish on a dark woman's back

Man you should've seen the lava lamp I left on her last night!

by emte93 June 5, 2017