by KarenCultLeader January 5, 2020
Get the Karen Cultmug. A super type of Karen. The type of Karen figure who will not only harass and abuse retail staff for doing their job but will use any attention she gets to push her MLM scheme essential oils. Strictly homeschools her 4-8 kids despite having no higher qualifications of her own, thinks vaccines are the devil but uses a vape and eats junk food regularly. A Crunchy Karen is defined as a type of super Karen.
"Did you see Amy the other week?"
"Yeah, she was pushing her essential oils again."
"What a Crunchy Karen."
"What is a crunchy Karen?"
"A type of super Karen who is the Karen of all Karen's."
"Yeah, she was pushing her essential oils again."
"What a Crunchy Karen."
"What is a crunchy Karen?"
"A type of super Karen who is the Karen of all Karen's."
by Chloerose98 March 4, 2021
Get the crunchy karenmug. When Karen asks to speak to the manager and the manager is also Karen. Upon confrontation an epic bitch fight ensues. Typically results in hair pulling, harsh but very large fancy words, loss of clothing and collateral damage. These encounters typically occur in upscale restaurants and retail outlets. There have been unconfirmed reports of Karen contests occurring at childrens soccer games. It is strongly recommended to avoid becoming involved and to the leave the immediate area if possible.
Mike: Oh shit! Dude Karen just asked for the manager!
Jake: Its about to be World War III up in this bitch 'cuz the manager be a Karen too!
Mike: We better get the fuck outta here before the Karen Contest kicks off!
Jake: Its about to be World War III up in this bitch 'cuz the manager be a Karen too!
Mike: We better get the fuck outta here before the Karen Contest kicks off!
by NikkiSix June 6, 2020
Get the Karen Contestmug. A beautiful creature with unknown origins. She is said to have fought in both world wars. Although her age is unknown, she is estimated to be about 8,000 years old.
by Thiccc.memezz December 3, 2018
Get the Karen Caponemug. A meme voiced by @rhiannonmainwarin on TikTok, made popular by verrblx and iBella on Youtube! It is actually a roblox game too!
by vxiq January 12, 2021
Get the Karen Universitymug. it's not karen karen it's actually karen the kraken. A huge octopus that's like better than karen that doesn't even exist now. A big kraken that usually reference to saying "your a fucking crackhead that just got dumped in the ocean". A slain word of saying a racist mother fucker.
by treehouseBarBQ November 20, 2019
Get the karen the krakenmug. Will defend her entire family and body shame and call the manager to anyone who offends or hurts her children.
You are at a skating rink, Boy calls you a mean word so you roast him, his aunt Karen is there at the rink and she calls the manager but backfire the boys are close to getting kicked out.
by FlowersInMexico June 1, 2021
Get the Aunt Karenmug.