Karen Cult

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Karen:Karen Cults Rule

by KarenCultLeader January 5, 2020

canadian karen

Any middle aged hockey mom that (Usually) has 2-3 kids playing and one is a goalie. Constantly complains to the other parents that the coach doesn’t give her son/daughter enough playing time. Also thinks the assistant coach is hot. Usually drives an Escalade or Navigator but can also be seen in a Yukon XL or Suburban. Always has a Starbucks in hand (Which is why she is 5 min late to the game). Constantly chats about non game topics to the other parents at a loud volume during gameplay so as to be heard by everyone unless she is spreading hockey gossip, then she will only whisper. Tells everyone she is going to talk to the coach after the game to see why her kid did not get as much playing time as she felt reasonable. In the end she never talks to the coach and is just a general bitch with a short, choppy hairstyle and yoga pants.

Your kid Would get more shifts if he worked harder in practice, took the game more seriously and if you weren't such a “Canadian Karen”.

by Fourmz May 28, 2020

Basic Karen

See definition of Karen, except this one accuses the manager for her positive Covid test less than 24 hrs after being in the establishment

Erika: Me and my friends tested positive for Covid and the only common denominator is that place we went yesterday so I’m calling the manager

Aunt: honey, don’t be a basic Karen, you can’t get Covid that fast.

by littlebrowngirl June 20, 2020

Skatepark karen

A Karen who brings her 5 year old child to a skatepark and complains about anyone who gets within a 1 mile radius of her kid.

PLEASE DON'T TAKE YOUNG KIDS TO SKATEPARKS AND COMPLAIN ABOUT PEOPLE USING IT FOR WHAT IT IS MEANT FOR!!!

kid: rides his BMX making sure not to hurt the karens child
Skatepark Karen: UMM YOUNG MAN YOU ARE GOING TO HURT SOMEBODY!!!!

by IwriteGeraldWayFanfic21 June 4, 2020

nano karen

its when u bully someone named Karen who is as small as a nano thing. Casper said this before Julie

waw Karen you look like a nano Karen

by Zhockt February 25, 2019

Lord Of Karens

She's the Lord of Karen's. She will kill the manager. To kill her, you will need:
1. Shrek's Secret Sauce
2. Trump's Toenail
3. Hair of a oompa loompa
4. Blade of the faggots
5. Milk of Dad
6. Gamer Girl bath water.

She is the ruler of Karen's. She is the Queen of them all. She is the toughest one out there. She kills managers for a living. Lord Of Karens

by TheChadMaster March 19, 2020

Being a karen

When Sheri Silva Thayer complains about fireworks being lit off and it's not even 8 o clock.

Sheri was being a karen by posting on a Facebook about fireworks being lit in a town full of tweakers and illegal stuff happening all over.

by Karen slayer January 17, 2023