The kindest man you'll ever meet, his smile lightens up rooms. His kind eyes cause the girls and boys to faint, his aura is so immense and powerful, people just kneel before him with little to no hesitation at all. If there was a book about him, it would be a series, due to his life being that awesome. If there was an audio book, Morgan Freeman would be assigned to speak it in the most elegant tone he can muster. People can not even fathom a man like Jeff, because he is just to good to be true. He treats women with love and respect, babies stop crying when he is in a 6 mile radius of them. If there was a movie about him it would be directed by Christopher Nolan and of course it would be fantastic. He is like a god in human clothing, in fact he rivals God himself. He has no need for religion, due to him of course, being god himself. Its hard to describe this wonderful man, because everything I say right now has probably already been said about this remarkable figure. Oh, did I tell you he also has astounding looks? Well he does, he also saves dogs from burning buildings on the weekends and he works at habitat for humanity in his free time, but he does not have a job. Due to the fact he does not need to waste his time.
by stainedsocksandstuff90 October 26, 2022
Get the Jeffmug. by Acidman17 May 19, 2020
Get the Jeffmug. my nsme is jeff
by jnfdfsnjfsnjkfdknsdgkjdgjkdsgk November 12, 2019
Get the jeffmug. Jeff: Hi how are you?
Me: Um hi? I’m good
Jeff: My names Jeff-
Me: (starts running away) eww get away pervert!
Me: Um hi? I’m good
Jeff: My names Jeff-
Me: (starts running away) eww get away pervert!
by The_monster_under_your_bed July 21, 2019
Get the Jeffmug. A smoking hot hunk of man with the sexiest bear in North America and juicy ass made for two hand squeezin’.
Wow look at Jeff Scott. I cannot believe how unbelievable attractive and hot that man is!
That ass of Jeff Scott’s drives me wild!
That ass of Jeff Scott’s drives me wild!
by WITTMLEA000 March 20, 2023
Get the Jeff Scottmug. The best meme:
Unique and original, funny as hell but most importantly, it makes delusional edgelords butthurt
Unique and original, funny as hell but most importantly, it makes delusional edgelords butthurt
Meme-elitist cunt: My nama jeff is normie and overused REEEEE HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG UPVOTE ME ON IFUNNY FOR A FREE IPHONE REEEE *dabs unironically*
Intellectual, whomst was granted with a fine taste in memes: Me nam jef
Meme-elitist cunt: *triggered*
Intellectual, whomst was granted with a fine taste in memes: Me nam jef
Meme-elitist cunt: *triggered*
by Niggerniggerniggerfaggot May 10, 2018
Get the Jeffmug. Someone who is an addict loves drugs and alcohol but also is a complete dick head to everyone around besides other druggies like him self if you see a Jeff avoid all contact and call the police ASAP Jeff's are unpredictable and all have a Nic addiction
Man: "hey how are you"
Local fat ass: "I'm good, BRO WATCH OUT"
Man: "holy shit its a Jeff I heard all of them are like crack heads but worse"
Local fat ass: "I'm good, BRO WATCH OUT"
Man: "holy shit its a Jeff I heard all of them are like crack heads but worse"
by Jdjdidowinfj d i February 22, 2020
Get the Jeffmug.