going bacon

1. having a long streak of success e.g. in a video game.
2. the next stage of going ham.

A: that guy is having the biggest kill streak I've ever seen !

B: ... yep, he's going bacon !

by ThyHollowOne April 6, 2016

Bacon Handle

Penis

Baby, climb on top of my bacon handle and get ready for the ride of your life!

by Bacon Handler December 15, 2011

bacon dick

a very very old looking dick

wow did you see that he has a bacon dick!

by meatballeater December 15, 2017

Pity bacon

The 1 or 2 pieces of bacon You leave behind as a courtesy for the lazy people that slept through breakfast.

I woke up to the smell of breakfast only to find out that you didn’t even leave me a piece of pity bacon to go with the stale pancakes and cold eggs.

by Moonmullins2 January 15, 2022

Bacon Principle

A woman’s rating out of 10 due to the Bacon Principle. The farther right her beliefs, the farther up her score goes. The farther left, the lower it goes.

I thought Emily was hot until I found out she was pro-choice, and after the Bacon Principle she’s a 6!

by Gutfoxx December 1, 2020

Saul Bacon

Only found at whataburger. The most burnt bacon you’ll see in your life. Called “Saul Bacon” because it sounds about right.

Man wtf is this, it’s the Saul bacon in my sweet n spicy bacon burger

by Sal Bob September 30, 2019

Big Bacon

A corporate conspiracy of pig farmers whose tentacles of influence extend into politics, Hollywood, and the media. As founding members of ALEC, Big Bacon frequently sponsors pro-bacon legislation and are rumoured to have been involved in the Kennedy assassination.

"Big Bacon donated $3m to the Trump superpac"

by mcgruffallo July 24, 2021