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Dad Joke

Human Being Number One: Wanna hear a dad joke?

Human Being Number Two: OH MY FUCKING GOD YES TELL ME THE JOKE RIGHT NOW
by SMILE4EVR December 15, 2020
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Joke Bombing

When after you've told a humorous joke, someone interjects with an unfunny comment and kills the moment.
After Zac told his excellent joke his Dad chimed in with a lame comment that killed the humour and bombed the joke. "Your always Joke Bombing, Dad"
by Tuttifruittimum May 3, 2018
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joke mountain

Reached by the final joker when a joke amongst friends continues to escalate to the point where you can go no higher joking about the current topic.
Tyler: Haha! ..and then she grabs a banana and slowly slides it in & out of her mouth real slow like!! hahah..
Jim: ...yeah! and then she takes the banana and bites it in half with the skin on... hahah
Tyler: Whoa man!! I had joke mountain on that.. I reached joke mountain dude. You took it too far...
by smokeywizard October 24, 2016
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Alan joke

A joke that a large audience would find hilarious.
I just thought of a really awesome Alan Joke!

Cholera? Call her a what?
by Alanjam November 11, 2022
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Dad joke

jokes (mostly puns) made by dads but that everyone can make if they master this art.
Me: What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Exasperated friend : No you're not doi-
Me: Carlos
Friend: *face palm* You should stop your dad jokes
by Sansblague December 13, 2018
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Joke Server

A complex, dedicated computed server designed to use parallel processing to handle large volumes of information related to jokes. Joke analysts can then consolidate raw data from the server to formulate jokes and pranks.
Kyle heard that the joke server had crashed, but wasn't worried because Robert assured him that the backup system would handle the extra capacity until the problem could be solved by the IBM engineers.
by Joke Lord December 24, 2010
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The Jonaldthan Joke

the worst joke of all time. it’s not even a joke. popularized in the 2010’s. an American classic.
The Jonaldthan Joke is a cult american classic
by ejuuun February 10, 2020
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