An invisible hat that is impossibly heavy to wear and causes ones head to tilt forward. It is brought on by excessive shots of cheap vodka.
After a long night at the local dive bar Anthony wore his hammered hat as he leaned against the wall holding him up.
by Randolph The Great April 25, 2014
Get the hammered hatmug. by Big daddy "skin" March 5, 2015
Get the knitting a hatmug. Roger: Boy, that sure was uncomfortable at the holiday gathering yesterday.
Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?
Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.
Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.
Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.
Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?
Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.
Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.
Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.
by cut the cards March 12, 2023
Get the hat in the ringmug. You were such an ass-hat when you screamed at the special ed girl for having dropped her plate of food.
by GDDPHD March 8, 2017
Get the Ass-hatmug. Hey nice Green Hat who gave it to you?
Meaning: Hey who did your significant other cheat on you with?
Meaning: Hey who did your significant other cheat on you with?
by Midnight Poet November 29, 2022
Get the Green Hatmug. by Fact or Fiction September 16, 2014
Get the DERBY HATmug. When someone (fictional or not) uses hair gel to turn their hair into a cone instead of wearing a normal party hat
“Hey happy birthday! I love your party hat- wait, is that your hair?!?”
Me: “Yes. Tis’ My Pasrty Hat.”
Me: “Yes. Tis’ My Pasrty Hat.”
by DeliriousDrawz June 7, 2019
Get the Pasrty Hatmug.