Jimmy: What smells like burned cunt?
Random girl: Thats me, my boyfriend gave me a Cowboy Cattle Prod
Random girl: Thats me, my boyfriend gave me a Cowboy Cattle Prod
by Mullet Boner August 14, 2011

A hardcore republican with zero self-awareness. Usually has a chronic fear of girls from the goth community.
by $$Definition June 20, 2023

the new generation cowboy is a city slicker that says he's the hottest cowboy on TikTok he calls a donkey a horse, he also has frosted tips and drinks white claws and calls them beer, he has a Jeep and calls it his bad *bleep* truck, he makes fun of Taylor Campbell and thinks the the PBR is FAKE bull ridin there is so many things wrong with him I can go on forever
by someone.that.dont.like.joe April 9, 2021

A bud light cowboy is a person who thinks drinking beer and driving a truck makes them country. Typically lives in a a big house off daddy's money. Loves post 9/11 "country" " music".
by SmashTheState August 16, 2023

by Fiendish end October 23, 2023

by matthew 66676 May 29, 2008

Artist who has performed novelty songs including the hit "Paralyzed". The artist gives the illusion during the song that he has gone completely mad.
by JPJP May 20, 2007
