manufactured wood

The cheap materials you see in furniture from walmart. Aka plywood, particle board, cardboard, if you paid $800 for a kitchen pantry which came packed in a box from wayfair, you paid far too much.

Handyman: "Ma'am I'm sorry your furniture fell apart as I was assembling it but what do you expect? It's not made of solid wood, it's manufactured wood."

by Lonesentry November 7, 2018

night wood

morning wood...but it’s at night.

Samantha: *enters the room*

Me: damn I gotta hide this night wood

by diabettt April 27, 2021

wood pewee

a bird in north america

wood pewee is a funny word

by xxrainbowchicxx21 April 14, 2011

sean woods

he doesn't exist

sean woods doesn't exist

by geometry keith from fnf May 2, 2022

V-wood

Vagina Wood. The female equivalent of "schwing" or getting a boner.

Girl 1: "Dang, look at that dude!"
Girl2: "V-WOOD!!!"

by Meggy G... May 10, 2018

Ben woods

Is a guy who gives grad to the Neighbor hood and even to his dog mutley who he f**ks every night like a ritual

“He’s such a ben woods”

by Benjamin woods January 5, 2022

waning wood

When your pecker wood starts devolving back to it's original form

When the strip club turned the lights on, and I saw that bitches C-section scar and her cracked out meth face it gave me a waning wood :(

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022