Salad Bar Hacking

Salad Bar Hacking is the practice of attempting to get round 'one bowl, one visit' rules at salad bars by building huge towers of food, etc. Usually attempted by broke university students trying to 'get their money's worth' or general people whose eyes are bigger than their stomachs.

A Chinese engineer named Shen Hongrui has written a ~100 page PDF on different salad bar hacking techniques to be used in Chinese Pizza Huts. Unfortunately, his method became so popular all the Pizza Huts in China scrapped their salad bars.

The method involves building a solid base in the original bowl, ideally with chickpeas and potatoes. 'The foundations are very important, so choose dry and strong material,' he says.

Next, hackers must create a layer of carrot sticks radiating from the centre to act as a scaffold or a larger 'plate'.

Then use slices of cucumber or blocks of fruit to build the tower's walls.

Finally, fill the tower with the food you are most keen on eating. All you need after that is a steady hand to carry your platter back to the table.

Alice: Hey Bob, let's go salad bar hacking!

Bob: Sorry Alice, I don't think I've quite got the guts. I'd be chucked out.

by BeholdTheCheddar August 9, 2012

skillful Asian hacking

Playing when you aren't supposed to but still playing a lit beat.

Tim is gone so no more skillful Asian hacking anymore.

by Drumline god May 27, 2017

phillip henry hacker iv

phillip henry hacker the fourth was an ancient prussian king who changed the national religion to that of the ancient Greeks. many historians this action to the downfall of the prussian empire. On the positive side, this man was said to have enjoyed an early version of {volleyball} that died out before its hawaiian counterpart gained familiarity.

used to describe someone who enjoys religion and obscure sports

Tony: YO, did you see that the new kid carries a bible?
Jon: No way, he was at Volleyball practice. Must be a phillip henry hacker IV.

by thesigman May 16, 2018

You're A Hacker!

This phrase is usually used by angry 10 year olds to try to insult people who are even slightly better than them at an online video game. However, this is actually one of the biggest compliments you could get in an online game, assuming you aren't actually cheating.

Some kid: You're a hacker!
Man: Why thank you.

by 2 number 9s, a number 9 large- November 10, 2021

Jenna The Hacker

A random 12 year old made a tiktok and they said the Jenna is coming to hack every girl, every kid believed this and they don’t even know it’s fake. The account was made for a roblox skit or roblox movie called “The Oder”.

Person 1: OMG JENNA THE HACKER IS COMING TO HACK EVERY GIRL!!!1!1!1!1!
Person 2: bro why y’all always believe things like this

by Wafflecrow March 10, 2022

BrO YoUR HAckiNg

something a seven year old syas when they get mad in a game because they couldn't beat you.

7yr: BrO YoUr HaCkINg
some guy: It's called skills buddy.
7yr: gclaviqcubciluwg

by your local soup store July 21, 2022

the urswick school/hackney free

The urswick school is the most shittest school ever, as it has the most deadest tings, most overated boys and the most dumbest teachers. I still don’t understand as a human being how that shit school got an outstanding ofsted. Teachers 100% don’t know how to do their fucking job, homework is handed out almost every fucking boring day of the week and they love to change our timetables every month because the can’t even keep up with their own lessons. Overall the school is fucking shit.

the urswick school/hackney free can suck my balls:)

by ghosty1234 September 17, 2022