Horny Onion

a horny onion is an ogre that has layers but also is in love with someone

"hey Thomas, you're such a horny onion!"

by the web expert April 6, 2018

horny for alcohol

when you really want sex but sex is alcohol

Oh man! I'm just so horny for alcohol right now! -James Brown

by Kel10 April 2, 2021

Horny crisis

When all of a sudden you get horny in an area where you cannot satisfy yourself so you get very self conscious or frustrated.

Ron: I had a horny crisis the other day at the mall.
Rick: Ah man that sucks!
Ron: Yeah, good thing I was close to leaving.

by Boipoi September 22, 2020

Horny Mirage

You think you spot an attractive woman or man while riding or driving from a distance, but as you move closer you realize it's just a sign post or a light pole.

(eyes widening as he approaches)"oh it's just a horny mirage"

by babyzorilla July 30, 2015

Snape horny

When someone’s horny for Severus Snape

- i watched harry potter and now i’m snape horny
- me too girl, he’s so hot!!

by Ignoringu March 10, 2021

Horny boi

A teenage male with horemonal problems

Symptoms include:
Having the name Peter

Watching porn on the bus

Peter is a horny boi

by Emty69 July 18, 2021

horny talking

Talking while you are horny

Guy: I want to F**k your feet

Girl: you must be horny talking

by Mr. Oh Louwd Florida July 10, 2018