texas hold up

When someone in Texas comes to a dead stop in the middle of the freeway for no reason.

Ah dang it Bertha, slow down!! There’s a Texas Hold Up

by cuevasdemurcialagos August 30, 2019

I wanna hold your hand

I wanna hold your hand

I wanna hold your hand

by Krkič August 11, 2023

Holding the sausage hostage

Subscribing to Versinul (aka having a wank)

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 9, 2020

You tryna hold this wood

The famous line said by Areeb of day today Drylaw and was most famously used in the Ats song Smithereens

Areeb “ you tryna hold this wood”

by Daytodaydrylway October 27, 2021

let me fuck this duck and you hold the head

Let my run the show and you just sit there

Let me drive this car and you just ride in the passenger seat . Is an example of the saying let me fuck this duck and you hold the head

by Jmoney Williams November 24, 2024

HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)

“hold my stuff”, but this definition can only be used when you need both hands to rack gear or throw hands. only allowed to be used when in a group of your favourite people, because no one will understand otherwise

vic: “HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)”

abbey: *holds Vic’s stuff (aka gear, handbag, drink etc.)

everyone: *laughs

by KRAZYKATLADY101 February 6, 2024

hold-down bitch

Someone who holds it down for someone, preferably a female.
Someone who is loyal to someone else no matter the circumstances

“Damn sis you really stay loyal to that man even though he behind bars for 2 more years”
“Yeah cause i’m a hold-down bitch”

by shunwkl February 27, 2024