green gorilla

An unlikely scenario or chain of events. From fighting/ marital arts instruction; Instructor will demonstrate technique, a student will propose progressively unlikely "what ifs" regarding the technique, i.e. "what if he had a knife, gun, samurai sword, now there's three guys etc., prompting the instructor to say, "what if 99 green gorillas came out of nowhere and beat the tar out of you?"

The boss went all green gorilla about me being late for that meeting. He asked what if I missed a crucial detail only mentioned in the first ten minutes and it led to the company going bankrupt and all of us ending up in prison.

by Alocksly February 13, 2021

staff gorilla

meaning: beautiful and amazing person

"You're a staff gorilla"
"omg thank you so much "

by bigmanpussyclartfamalam123 June 20, 2023

Gorilla snatch

When the pussy is so disgusting it looks like a gorilla demolished it.

Dude, I was going to get with this one chick when I was blacked out, but then I saw her gorilla snatch.

by OtherLtDan February 11, 2021

GORILLA BRAIN

The art of small brain activity in relation to everyday occurrences.

Emem: Yoo that nigga Matthew lit the J yesterday with the filter still in his mouth.
Felix: Bruh mans def got that Gorilla Brain.

Philos: Broo you never tried smoking like that though?!

by northerntitties February 20, 2022

gorilla burst

When a guy is getting a hand job, under something to hang on to, grabs hold of it, performing a pull-up until their penis is at the girl's face height, turning that hand job, into some nice dome. After he gets that one poke in her mouth, he blows his load all over her, concluding the gorilla burst.

Jonny: My relationship with my girlfriend is going well, but we have been at the handjob stage for almost 3 weeks now. How do I take our sex life to the next level without forcing her?
Joe: Just gorilla burst all over her, show her whose boss.
Jonny: Great idea joe!

by Dbro555 February 21, 2012

Gorilla

Truly the most powerful animal in existence people say these creatures are endangered but the truth is these sexy deadly creature are repopulating like flys in the Amazon jungle for war and there's nothing we can do be get prepared for doomsday

Gorilla: ( crazy gorilla noises )

Human: ( dies )

by Scared gorilla October 5, 2021

Spastic gorilla

A secondary, more pristine definition for a fucking retard

Oh look at that spastic gorilla, so autistic *sips tea*

by The professional definers June 11, 2025