ghetto swan

the most attractive girl in a group of girls from the hood.

mmm...look at that ghetto swan! she just got her hairs did and she's wearing her new shoes from Payless!

by robcar June 22, 2013

ghetto vasectomy

This action occurs when a poor male is too financially unstable get a vasectomy, and as an alternative they take a powerful object (i.e a sledgehammer) and strike upon their testicles. The result is no more child support bills and legitimate balls.

My man Deandre is already paying $20,000 per year in child support for sketchy hookers so when we were about to fuck he gave himself a ghetto vasectomy. Instead of fucking we ended up in the emergency room.

by YourMom68+1 December 22, 2013

ghetto creep

When the unsavory element gradually expands to neighborhoods that used to be considered upper class.

We never had to lock our doors at night in this neighborhood, but because of the ghetto creep over the last few years we can't leave anything out without it disappearing. The bad part of town used to be miles away, now it's in this neighborhood too.

by Acquireutah September 3, 2017

democrat ghetto

Every urban city ghetto in the US is run by democrats.

Memphis is just another example in a long line of democrat ghettos.

by Rev Sharpton February 17, 2023

Ghetto Tamale

Ghetto tamale or ghetto tamales are one of the best comfort foods in a prison or a penitentiary. They are a mixture of crushed ramen noodles and crushed chips of any kind soaked in boiling water. It is what most like to eat alone in their cells hidden from their cellys after having an unpleasant jail meal or not enough food. If seen making it by other people around the tank or your celly they are bound to ask you for a piece.

Ingredients:

-1 bag of top ramen plain, no seasoning needed.

-1 bag of chips of your choice offered in a commissary.
-Empty bag of chips or noodles
-Boiling water
-Spork

Instructions:
Get the bagged ramen closed and start crushing the noodles till they are small crumbs or little pieces then open it. Take out the seasoning and save it since that is used to salt the tasteless food offered there, your celly will appreciate that. Get the bags of hips, open it and start crushing them till fine crumbs. Empty the bag of crushed ramen crumbs into the bag of crushed chips then mix it well. Add boiling to hot water, make sure you don’t fill it up with lots of water if not it won’t work just enough water to solidify the contents. Close the bag of chips rolling it into a bundle then roll it inside your blanket for best results. Let it sit there for 20-30 minutes, and enjoy.

Celly 1: Yo I’m about to make myself a ghetto tamale since the lunch food had so little food.

Celly 2: You make sure to save the seasoning because the green beans were so tasteless, and tomorrow they serving eggs so it goes good with the eggs.

Celly 3: Yo I’ll trade you a full roll of toilet paper for half of your tamale deal?

Celly 1: Fuck no homie get your own chips and ramen these aren’t cheap here you know.

by joshwua915 May 11, 2021

ghetto mute

To mute an iPhone by holding a finger over the speaker instead of using volume controls.

That YouTube ad is obnoxious. Ghetto mute please!

by Nordicman May 5, 2016

Ghetto-trauma

any kind of unsatisfactory occurrence that may appear in the ghetto.

Getting mugged is an example of Ghetto-trauma

by KHAKHAKHA July 12, 2010