flowdaddy

A man who has long, beautiful, curly hair. Usually worn with a hat. Whenever women see a flowdaddy, it is guaranteed they will fall in love.

Look at that hot flowdaddy over there. His hair is almost as long as mine but I'd still like to run my fingers through it in the bedroom.

by lolodahoehoe June 26, 2015

flows before hoes

when a debater rejects going out since they have to prepare for a debate

matt: hey dave, you wanna go to that party with me tonight?
dave: nah man, flows before hoes

by passive October 12, 2016

Flower cock

A beautiful and fully bloomed cock

Wow what an amazing flower cock

by The.more.you.know. March 16, 2017

Flower petal merry-go-round

Special service at brothels where the customer can enjoy speed-rotating through multiple girls one after the other.

Guy 1: Dude! I had awesome time at this brothel!

Guy 2: What was it like?
Guy 1: I got with a ton of chicks! It was a Flower petal merry-go-round!

by Otaku_Jones January 6, 2018

Flower Stomper

The female equivalent to Cock Block

Brittany, stop preventing me from flirting with that dude. You're being a "Flower Stomper".

by MadWoman4 May 11, 2018

FloweBoy

What happens when Kevin misspells his Social Club nickname. 🤦

Kevin: Yo I'm going to change my social club nickname!
Supp: Ayo don'-
Kevin: FUCK I MISS SPELLED MY NAME FOR SOCIAL CLUB!
Supp: Okay, what did it end up as?
Kevin: FloweBoy
Supp: *BLOCKS*

by juicewrId March 7, 2019

Flower of the North

(also known as The Northern Flower); Joseph Marshall; one of the most adorable persons ever to grace the land north of Highway 8

The Flower of the North is shining brightly today.

Has anyone seen The Flower of the North? I found his Chromebook on top of the lockers.

by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best April 9, 2020