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go eat a flower

a term used as a politer way of saying go eat shit. it's more of a feminine term so when u say it to a male it could be degrading. also used when you are telling someone week or nerdy to eat shit.
ya whatever go eat a flower nerd
by hardcore13 June 19, 2017
mugGet the go eat a flowermug.

Flower Boy

Normal has an Afro and like girls with the name rood. Rood also likes him back.
Rood, “Omg look he is such a flower boy!”
by Ben Dover Kid October 16, 2019
mugGet the Flower Boymug.

knuckle flowers

I'm gonna give you knuckle flowers if you don't tell me the truth!
by Lerner May 17, 2014
mugGet the knuckle flowersmug.

flower house

Male brothel
It's like a regular brothel except you hire a man to spend the night with. Term used in olden times.
Who did you spend the night with at the flower house?
by Yokiyoshida July 4, 2023
mugGet the flower housemug.

Timid flower

A timid flower is someone who is shy about the idea of sex, but is very kinky
“Yo I had sex with Lisa last night

“Really? She seems so shy”

Nah man, she’s a timid flower. She’s a wild thing
by Kane.mp4_v1 February 7, 2024
mugGet the Timid flowermug.

crispy flower mascots

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.

(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)
teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.

random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-
by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023
mugGet the crispy flower mascotsmug.

go eat a flower

a funny, more feminine way to say go fuck yourself pussy boi. used most commonly like the phrases fuck off, fuck u, eat shit etc. also used in a nerdy reference too.
ya whatever go eat a flower dude
by hardcore13 June 19, 2017
mugGet the go eat a flowermug.

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