Muddy Dutch

The act of covering yourself with feces, in most cases your own, to avoid attack by physical or sexual predators.

My last stint in prison was brutal, so many inmates wanted to get a piece of my pretty ass. I had to pull the Muddy Dutch a few times at night to keep my butt-hole tight...

by JohnnyQwest August 3, 2020

Dutch tenting

Dutch tenting , along the lines of a Dutch oven.

In a Dutch tent you zip up all the vents and release vile farts into the tent where unsuspecting victims must suffer while being unable to easily escape as they fumble around with the tent zippers.

Can be used as a verb.

While camping in Tahoe I was sleeping peacefully sleeping when suddenly a fouls odor filled the air. Then it hit me I was Dutch tented. My boyfriend said it was a proper Dutch tenting.

by Gooselady January 16, 2016

dutch clubbing

Similar to a Dutch Rudder, with a third party being bludgeoned with the penis.

Guy 1: I'm never going to the sex club again.

Guy 2: Why to gnarly for ya?

Guy 1: Don't ever go somewhere that lists a Dutch Clubbing.

Guy 2: ...Why?

Guy 1: Some chick clubbed me with another guy's dick. Dutch Rudder style.

-Silence-

by Boob-Jooba-Lube September 30, 2013

Dutch whistler

When your eating her ass and she clenches her buttcheeks and says “got your nose” and as she releases she blows a kiss with her asshole

Susan’s boyfriend called her a dirty skank before he went to town on her booty so she gave him a Dutch Whistler

by Krittjack December 4, 2021

Double dutching

That moment when you are tipsy or shitfaced and you see everything in a x 2 definition.

That rum got me double dutching all the way to my house!!! There were 2 of every fucking thing!

by Kkboom March 8, 2017

dutch blender

Putting a small person in a sleeping bag sealed with your farts and shaking them around.

Elisha farted while camping so i used the Dutch blender on her.

by Captaincoook May 7, 2016

dutch fag

internet slang that means lowlife.

stop trolling dutch fag!
yup

by RichBorat December 23, 2016