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Diego

Diego is the only one with a bigger dick than Max.
He has the biggest schlong ever
Has Max the biggest dick?
No Diego has a bigger one
by Max'smom June 7, 2021
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Diego

The hottest man on EARTH.

If you ever see him.. well you will pass out.

AKA the opposite of Alexander
Diego is SOOOOO hot, unlike Alexander.
by Diego is hot24 April 12, 2022
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diego

a zesty chihuahua and or, mutt that is shark repellent.
do you wanna hangout with girls today? No thanks i feel like diego today
by ipashs December 30, 2022
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San Diego Vaccum

Giving someone who is defecating on the toilet a blowjob as they tak e a dump. The first as a way to insure a clean hammer. Others claim it originated in the UK as a way to reduce smagmaq
When a guy l is taking the browns to th e Superbowl he calls his old lady over and demands a blowjob. He makes sure to drop a load as he's receiving a San Diego Vaccumoiïm. You cab also hire a Mexican from Behind home Depot, however quality can be lacking and not up to California code.
by notskittles May 27, 2014
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Diego

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Diego means im having a creamy dick
by ñejeje January 16, 2022
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Pulling up a Diego

"when you do an Irish goodbye but you go get laid"

Whenever or wherever you abruptly leave without telling anyone and go get LAID
Whenever or wherever you abruptly leave a party without telling anyone and go get LAID
Whenever or wherever you abruptly leave any circumstance without telling anyone and go sit of that FAT Tool
I'm puling up a Diego rn.
pulling up a Diego was something I never knew I would do but it happened.

pulling up a Diego was the last thing on my mind but I seriously needed it.
Pulling up a Diego was crazy , I seriously don't regret it at all.
I was at this party last night and pulled up a Diego.
I saw my ex last night, so pulled up a Diego.
I was at the rave rolling balls and " he " messaged me , I pulled a Diego " just like that".
" just like that" I was bored at home and I pulled up a Diego for no reason.
I had to pull up a Diego when I was with some friends, drinking and smoking some good pot. My friend hand me bag, I felt extremely horny and I texted my favorite person.
He won't stop texting me and I had pulled up a Diego.

while I was dancing at the club and he texted randomly texted saying "he wanted it so badly" had to pulled up a Diego.
by lukenasty69 May 5, 2022
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Diego

Diego is the broken one out of freind group,he is single because he is paranoid he will go through pain again and start being depressed.
His name is Diego.
by Bwo how u been November 22, 2021
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