Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD)

The inability to correctly identify food visually

Andrew "hey, that bangers & mash looks delicious!"

Meg "its pasta, dickhead"

Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD)

by Manny Kin June 6, 2015

nothin comin

Meaning you don't have any wins coming your way.

Man George said your a bitch.. Aye George you ain't got nothin comin

by Snoopyk2 October 4, 2017

the coming of Roz

When a girl comes so angry there voice slowly descended into the depthness resembling the voice of roz. (The famous character from monsters inc)

Oh no I sense the coming of Roz

by Jackrhmbr April 23, 2018

Dirty Camine

When a beautiful redhead licks your ass while you whack off. When you are about to cum, yank her up by the hair and shoot your load down her throat.

My amazing wife gave me a Dirty Camine last night, I love that woman!

by Dating Blasphemer May 5, 2019

El Camino'd

When you get crossfaded and take too much LSD. Referencing the new breaking bad movie, and perhaps the best way to enjoy it.

Forms:
El Camino'd, El Caminoing, El Camino'ed
Slang Forms: EC-ing, EC'd, C'd out, C'ed

Person: "You know what's only slightly more pleasurable than being sodomized?"
Juul-Pod: "Na man, but I think your El Camino'd out rn."
Eggplant: "WTF??????"

Person: "AAAAAAAaaAaaAAAAH!!!!!"

by i_am_aWak3 November 27, 2019

National Cum In My Pants Day

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.

“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”

by SchleppBot April 28, 2020

Fart Coming

Something you yell or say when a you feel a fart or a series of farts making their way out of you butt

Danny: Do How was your day man

Bobby: Oh you know man it was good....
Buddy: Uh Oh, FART COMING

Buddy: *Lifts leg and let’s loose a huge wet fart*
Danny: Aww, come on man

Buddy: *Sighs* Feel so much better

Bobby: That was gross

by Your Dude 67 January 30, 2021