Having such deep passion for the lord that the only way to function is through the divine process of crusting oneself. The back pressure from clenching your butt cheeks hard enough together is a good starting point.
by Fingaboi1996 May 7, 2024
Get the Crusty for Jesusmug. .
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025
Get the 《¤》Whose《¤》Crusty《¤》Asshole《¤》Is《¤》This《¤》whose《¤》crusty《¤》asshole《¤》is《¤》this《¤》Whose《¤》Crusty《¤》Asshole《¤》Is《¤》This《¤》mug. A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)
"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"
"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"
"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"
by BrewTat August 23, 2008
Get the Crusty Troutmug. When a latino women takes a tostitos chip and dips it in a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he hasn't wiped in a few weeks.
by Gaming Hams January 19, 2017
Get the An Extra Crusty Garciamug. The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.
by White Feller December 26, 2020
Get the The Crusty Stocking Stuffermug. A “crusty” old dude is basically a man or even a woman- of whom has been apart of a subculture for many decades (sometimes only a short time too but considers themselves veterans of the subculture). The term comes from California surf/rock climbing culture in the 90’s.
A crusty old dude’s attitude is very sour now, worn out, bitter, resentful, nasty, irritable, embittered; living in the past and full of negativity for change and the subculture moving forward.
Instead of being the opposite and helping to be inspirational, motivating and conscious of helping grow the subculture or sport forward- they consistently give in (the easier way out) to being a “hater” or “KOOK” to the younger generations- putting their achievements down and repressing any way forward for them.
Turning into a crusty old dude- is literally like being a Jedi knight in your youth- turning into a crusty old worn out Sith Lord- that everyone in the community avoids- as their energy is dark and all they speak about is how bad things are, and “back in their day it was way better”.
They literally exhaust people out, by the way they hold them selves being crusty.
A crusty old dude’s attitude is very sour now, worn out, bitter, resentful, nasty, irritable, embittered; living in the past and full of negativity for change and the subculture moving forward.
Instead of being the opposite and helping to be inspirational, motivating and conscious of helping grow the subculture or sport forward- they consistently give in (the easier way out) to being a “hater” or “KOOK” to the younger generations- putting their achievements down and repressing any way forward for them.
Turning into a crusty old dude- is literally like being a Jedi knight in your youth- turning into a crusty old worn out Sith Lord- that everyone in the community avoids- as their energy is dark and all they speak about is how bad things are, and “back in their day it was way better”.
They literally exhaust people out, by the way they hold them selves being crusty.
Dude; Hey! What happened to Darren?? Man he used to be a strong climber in his 30’s.
Other dude: oh man, he is all downhill. Super crusty at the sport. No one hangs out with him anymore he’s that much of a crusty old dude.
Other dude: oh man, he is all downhill. Super crusty at the sport. No one hangs out with him anymore he’s that much of a crusty old dude.
by JSBC March 22, 2021
Get the Crusty old dudemug. A friend who does not reciprocate effort. Frequently flakey, barely responds to text messages, doesn’t show up when you ask them to. You help them but they don’t help you.
by notshelbae October 5, 2023
Get the Crusty Friendmug.