crusty cone

jerking off your partner but waiting 'til morning to eat the cum
no breakfast for me, thanks! that crusty cone filled me up.
by anonymous March 29, 2004
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crusty rat

Austin ur a crusty rat 🤢
by Katiēlʻʻ March 16, 2017
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crusty queen

a queen with multiple std’s, chapped ass lips, and shits the bed
Damn, Queen Lizalaia done shit the bed, she a crusty queen
by Krafffffty August 10, 2021
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crusty sadness

An uncomfortably familiar yet disturbing patch on a blanket usually owned by a male
Awe man, what’s with this crusty sadness on this blanket.
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Crusty Rage

Definition 1: noun; When, during anal sex, an old, worn-out hooker, gets angry and clenches her ass cheeks and throws a tantrum, resulting in immense pain (or pleasure) and potentially several STIs to the other party participating in the sexual actions.

Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.
Def. 1: I was butt-fuckin' this nasty bitch the other night, and called her a white. Next thing ya know, she pulls a Crusty Rage on my honky ass!

Def. 2: Rusty Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.
by MyDadHitsLikeABitchLol January 10, 2021
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Musty Crusty Double Tap

An “Eiffel Tower” performed by the homeless
“Damn did you see olhobo chase in the middle of that musty crusty double tap?!”
by stripeddinosaur October 07, 2021
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Crusty Loaf

When a guy blows his load in a woman's vagina, doesn't wipe himself off, and then about 15 minutes later, when their mixed fluids have dried on his penis, forming a slight crust, he puts his now "crusty loaf" in her mouth.
15 minutes after they finished fucking, he fed her a crusty loaf.
by Phil Beev July 01, 2012
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