Cooper Short

TV head

"Cooper short is a TV head."

by FatWhiteRipper November 21, 2021

Cooper

Fat shit

James is a cooper... (James is a fat shit)

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Cooper Rizz

to preform this unique type of rizz you must be a Strong man who is named cooper. First you must approach a woman and give the death stare. One you have preformed the death stare the woman will then violently shit there pants than go out with the person preforming the rizz. After this the date will be arranged and when the waiter comes you rip there cock off while there attempting to serve you in the restaurant the girl will faint and than you can seduce the female.

Person 1: omg did you hear about jessica getting cooper rizzed?
Person 2: No lmaoooo.

by John Wock May 21, 2023

Cooper

a guy with a small dick

Cooper wasn't very good in bed!

by smellypphold July 23, 2020

Baseball-boy-Cooper

That one kid that plays baseball

It’s baseball-boy-Cooper we should just give up

by Billybogjenkings April 22, 2022

Cooper

When you come down with a bad case of little bitchitis and can’t work.

“Hey boss, I can’t come in today, I think I’ve caught cooper”.

by Iratecheese February 9, 2021

Sheldon Lee Cooper

The most sexy man to ever have lived, we are lucky to be in such a time of AI porn, because we can get Sheldon fucking a Playstation 5, (now you know where the white design "came" from) I would let Sheldon rim my asshole, no homo

Morgan: I wish Sheldon Lee Cooper was my dad
Boris: Same bro, where is my weed, I wanna trip out and get fucked by Sheldon

by TheBeanSlayer June 16, 2024