Jeff: Oh my God, Becca, your shoes are sooo fabulous!!!
Rebecca: JEFF! Come out of the invisible closet already!
Rebecca: JEFF! Come out of the invisible closet already!
by Creative@College April 11, 2010
Get the The Invisible Closet mug.The gender opposite of a blumpkin. When a guy goes down on a girl while she is taking a shit. It is called dangah close becuase your tongue is very close to the shit hole while shit is coming out.
"Yo man after I got dat blumpkin from becky she said 'my turn' and I had to give her dat dangah close"
by Q-Ball13 January 25, 2010
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Another dumb Miiverse clone which people chose over the other ones, and nobody knows why. This site is for people who claim it's trash but they still use it anyways. Also you can't post gifs.
Person 1: "Have you heard of Closedverse? You should join!"
Person 2: "Nah nigga you guy Cedar is way better
Person 2: "Nah nigga you guy Cedar is way better
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Get the Pop my clogs mug.some one whom you know is racist yet has not openly admitted to being racists or says they aren't racists when confronted. These people tend to use peoples correct nationalities to describe people as opposed to latin, or black, they say Colombian or Nigerian.
Closet racistism: occuring in a conversation
Brittany: Dad can i go out with G?
Doug: Oh the Mexican kid, NO! I just don't like him for you.
Brittany: why?
Doug: because i said so.
Brittany: Dad can i go out with G?
Doug: Oh the Mexican kid, NO! I just don't like him for you.
Brittany: why?
Doug: because i said so.
by Angela parra-samra August 7, 2008
Get the Closet Racist mug.if someone is a closet ____ then they aren't entirely _____, don't realize that they are ______, and don't accept it as who they are.
by the omniscient goose December 28, 2005
Get the closet mug.A six legged creature that is found in your closet. It has two legs to hold the door, and four legs to shred some more. It is of the same species of the wampus cat.
Chris: Oh no! The closet Wampus totally shredded my abercrombie sweater!!
Ryan: That sucks man. The same thing happened to me, except it was my pants.
Ryan: That sucks man. The same thing happened to me, except it was my pants.
by ryaniscool February 26, 2009
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