chocolate torpedo

When you take a shit and freeze it so it looks like a big torpedo, then take the frozen shit and proceed to throat dick that hoe with that shit.

Denise asked me for a chocolate torpedo last night, bitches throat ain't gonna be right for a month.

by Stushkushnpuss January 06, 2016

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Chocolate Rudolph

The act of giving or receiving a blow job from the back while you are bent over at a 90 degree angle. The person giving the Chocolate Rudolph will then have a brown nose from touching your stink hole.

Betty denied sucking Pete off from the back but she couldn't hide the fact that she had a chocolate Rudolph nose.

by K0n Artist April 11, 2014

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chocolate-dandy

Slang term for an uptight homosexual males anus.

he ordered lobster, but he wouldn't even give up the chocolate-dandy.

by anthemarcose October 19, 2010

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Hotch chocolate

When you clench buttcheeks while trying to hold in diarrhea without success resulting in it flowing into your hotch

Who's ready for some fresh hotch chocolate

by The herkster November 19, 2020

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Chocolate Potluck

When, on a vacation for example, a large group of people who are forced to share one bathroom happen to take a dump into the same bowl consecutively, resulting in a funky mix of everyone's sauces that can only be described as a chocolate potluck.

Mike: Hooo, crap, man, that's some gnarly stank there in the bathroom. Who used the crapper?

Jim: Donna, Elyse, Alex, RJ, Sam, and Frank. Just in the last thirty minutes.

Mike: Well, I might as well add to the chocolate potluck.

by Jeffobazoni June 18, 2011

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