chocolate rumble

That rumbling feeling low in your stomach before explosive diarrhoea.

"Man, shouldn't have had that curry. Definitely feeling a chocolate rumble"

by AutumnBlueWylde April 2, 2017

Chocolate Rodeo

Reverse cowgirl fucking while the girl shits on your stomach

I love when my girlfriend asks to perform the chocolate rodeo

by Iknowwwwww March 12, 2018

Chocolate spray

When you get home from school or work and you hop on the toilet and all your shit comes out at once and it’s like a fart but shitting also known as a shart but this is more explosive

Guy 1:Dude yesterday when I got home from school I had the biggest chocolate spray!
Guy 2: Dude same tho!!

by Shitter9001 March 15, 2018

chocolate omelette

Whisking or scrambling eggs as one would with an omelette then inserting the mixture into one's asshole. The resulting mixture is then removed and prepared as a chocolate omelette.

I woke up yesterday and made a chocolate omelette with Becky; we had chipotle the night before so there was an extra spicy kick.

by chocolate omelette May 12, 2016

chocolate poke

The act of shitting inside a girls vagina then having sex with her.

Karina and Shaun were exhausted from their Chocolate Poke

Nancy didnt enjoy Jakes chocolate while he poked her.

by Nostarz May 27, 2016

chocolate torpedo

When you take a shit and freeze it so it looks like a big torpedo, then take the frozen shit and proceed to throat dick that hoe with that shit.

Denise asked me for a chocolate torpedo last night, bitches throat ain't gonna be right for a month.

by Stushkushnpuss April 17, 2016

Chocolate brownie

Where your partner shits into your mouth and you kiss her

Me and my wife did a chocolate brownie last night and now I have 69 different diseases.

by Tiny Tim fanboy November 6, 2021