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Witness Check

A quick look around to check for witnesses before you proceed to beat someone's ass or worse.
Punchy Paul did a witness check before mugging Oblivious Aaron.
by r/InsaneProtestors April 13, 2021
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Brake Check

1. (v) When a pedestrian intentionally and abruptly stops in front of another pedestrian who is walking closely behind them (in order to illicit a reaction).

2. (v) When a driver intentionally and abruptly breaks in front of another driver who is following them (in order to illicit a reaction).

3. (n) The act of break checking someone (see definitions 1 and 2).
1. "Dude, why'd you break check me?"

2. "If this guy behind me doesn't stop tailgating, I'm gonna break check 'em."

3. "When you walk closely behind someone, make sure to watch out for a brake check."
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Homie Check

(noun)
When a friend or close friend checks in on you, most likely to see how you are doing.
Close friend's text messages:

(Close Friend): Homie check!
(You): Ayo what's good.
(Close Friend): Just checkin' in, man.
(You): *response differs depending on how you are doing*
by Kairo_7 October 6, 2021
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A 'Welfare Check'

When people of higher authority in certain small townships (normally more cases north of the mason Dixon line and worse large cities in common wealth states such as Pennsylvania or surrounding states such as New York)
Corrupted law enforcement (one bad apple of the group in any Police department) will stop by your house, if it's unlocked or seems unlocked, they will perform a 'welfare check' which is just a way to enter a home illegally, steal, plant evidence etc. Just a loop hole to invade somelone house based purely on unethical servants of the community.
by anonymous June 21, 2022
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pre-anal sex check

When a person, usually female, will check the cleanliness of this area outside and in and can also include using their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex. So if there is it can be removed and clean up that area.
My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.
by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014
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White Trash Welfare Check

Opening the oven to check if there are any pots, pans, and/or Tupperware left inside before using it to cook. This is a reference to the common practice among European-Heritage Americans living below the poverty line to use the oven as a storage place when not in use.
I had to do a White Trash Welfare check so my MeeMaw didn't burn the house down like Mama did preheating that oven full of Tupperwares back in '82.
by WendyWuessten January 27, 2022
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Morality check

When you already have a significant other, are flirting with someone else and they refer to your mate.
girl: I'd like to take a peek at you naked.

boy: Wow I think you cute too, your husband must be a lucky guy.

girl: Gee thanks for the morality check.
by Mir_rose March 4, 2008
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