Deraj Carpetbomber

One who likes to blow an l on some t's. Also likes to make love with men, but in a friend way so that it's not gay. Will one day hope to work at f.y.e.

"Dude he pulled a Carpet Bomb."
"What?"
"Yeah he followed me into wal-mart and wouldn't leave me alone til I went to f.y.e.
"Man, what a Deraj Carpetbomber."
"Yeah he sucks."
"Yeah I know. I love him!"
"Wait... what?"
"Nothing."

by I have one eye October 17, 2008

carpet lover

were a man/woman loves vaginas lots and lots thay loves it sooo much they sometimes eat it (it tastes better with wipped cream on yum yum)

"O darling you know im a carpet lover let me lick ur fanny with wipped cream on mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes lick it more more more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

" The lady down the street is a carpet lover, she tried to sell me wipped cream for the occation"

by parmolive July 20, 2006

Carpet Bagger

A straight woman who for the sake of superiority declares herself a lesbian.

"Yeah, she claims she's fucking Dixie, but we know she's just a carpet Bagger."

by beetsmee January 25, 2013

carpet bomb

When a person grows a few marijuana plants preferably auto flowering and lets a male fully pollinate a female lets the seeds mature you should have close to 1000 to 2000 seeds and you go around throwing a bunch on peoples laws, vacant lots, bushes, near abandoned train tracks state parks any and every were you get the idea

i had a friend who's a dedicated 420 activist he talks of out growing the government so as a jolk he carpet bombed the bank with 80 of em

by spazingorilla May 29, 2009

carpet

a term used only by pro stoners to describe the marijuana consistency when building a joint to ensure that there is an even application of green, so the good stuff isn't all concentrated in on particular area.

Stoner1:'that joint had a nice even carpet'.

Stoner2:'I know, i'm completely fucked'.

Stoner1:'Me too'

Stoner2:'Shall we roll another?'

by Ramona Sanchez November 10, 2008

carpet

modern day drug dealers terms for £300

i'd say thats worth a carpet

by ashley clarke May 20, 2008

Red Carpet Fire

the act of two very horn girls putting their steaming hott vagina's into one another on a red carpet and pretends they are making fire.

"ahhh amelia!!! come closer, we are on the red carpet!"
"Yummy, i like red carpet fire"
"Nureen, your boobs are HARD, let's make RED CARPET FIRE!!!"

by Horny Heaven January 1, 2007