carl

cool ass nigga who gets bitches

famous with the ladies, he's definetly a carl

by _.stendo May 30, 2022

Hot Carl

A devastating jiu jitsu submission, whereby the attacker secures a strong hammer lock from the back. The submission, though, is hidden from view; thus the audience believes they have submitted to a half-assed rear naked choke.

Did you see Jeremy nail that technically perfect Hot Carl in his match last weekend? It was steamy!

by AmbitiousArugula January 10, 2019

Carl Robert

My true love and savior....my best friend through everything now and forever.

Carl Robert sure did sweep me off my feet..

by Kupkakers November 6, 2020

Small dick Carl

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.

Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

Carl

john's partner

John "Why are you here?" Carl "And how did you find this?" John "Hey! That was my line!" Carl "No, that was my line!"

John "No, MINE!" Carl "NO, MINE! John "GIMME THAT SCRIPT!" Carl "NO!" cartoon fight sound effects

John "Wait.. "Iwritedefinitions.webp" wrote that script for you and me, and we don't know who is supposed to say, "How did you get here?" So it's his fault!" Carl} " Yeah, you're right, let's get him!" John & Carl "GET OVER HERE!"

Iwritedefinitions.webp "uhoh."

by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022

Carl Rader

A racist piece of N-word

Carl is a Carl Rader

by Carl Rader December 9, 2019

Carl

Carl is the best he’s a god, and your name definitely is Carl if you’re reading this. Because no one is more narcissistic than a Carl. So nevertheless Carl is the future the past and present, Carl is the solution the everything!

Oh! You’re a Carl? I’m sorry for approaching you without your permission.

by Carlinatorn September 21, 2021