Perfect Call

The moment when you realize you're being asked to do something improper.

Communication, implied or otherwise, that invites your participation to conspire in something unlawful and/or distasteful for a mutual benefit (quid pro quo) to involved parties.
Whoa, hold on a sec, this is starting to sound like a perfect call.
by Jay$ Meow Meow-Rawrr VII January 24, 2020
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blocked call

An Incoming call is blocked for a specified number
I don't waste time in making blocked calls.
by imTez April 14, 2017
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Calling the plumber

When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.
Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide
by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021
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makeout call

To call someone up with the intention of kissing for a long period time. Usually done by those not in a relationship. Rumored to be a myth since it leads to the infamous booty call.
I just got my period and don't want sex. Maybe I should call CJ for a makeout call instead.
by Tonsil Hockey Lover March 09, 2015
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call partied

When you want to call your boyfriend but he is in a party with his friends on Xbox
Girl 1: I wanted to talk to James last night but he was in a party.

Girl 2: girl you totally got call partied.
by nochillgf August 05, 2015
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Kaper-Call

1. The act of tugging on the lanyard of a surfboard to get it to float back to the fallen rider. 2. Hitting the HOME button on a drone or other autonomous vehicle to send it back to its launch area. 3. Successfully throwing a boomerang so that it returns to the hand of the one who threw it. 4. Force quitting all software and returning to Finder or home screen.
When I get too tired to swim I just Kaper-Call my board and climb on.
If you lose sight of the drone send a Kaper-Call and it should head back here and land safely.
All my apps froze so I performed a Kaper-Call and relaunched only the needed programs.
by every_engineer_ever July 09, 2021
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mission call

When you dial someones number but then decide against it but it's too late, their phone actually rings for a split second.
Ken: *ring* *reaches for phone* Ah Damn it.

Kane: Don't worry bro, probably just a mission call.

Ken: Yeah Josh just realized he had something better to do.
by kp1 June 25, 2009
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